beach house to do list

The "A" List - CODE ORANGE

• General cleaning
• Launder all linens and steam-clean all upholstery
• Remove any curtains that are moldy, replace as money permits
• Paint solarium
• Paint/waterproof exterior of house
• Replace damaged/missing boards on deck
• Replace plexi-glass above dining room to eliminate seams and any leaks
• Septic Tank evaluation
• Prune all dead wood out of trees in front and back yard (can be used as firewood)
• Build platforms for tables that are "in the weeds"
• Paint living room walls
• Paint living room trim
• Replace moldy drywall
• Make a decision about the ceiling
• Implement decision about the ceiling
• Slip cover for disgustoid white couch Purchase new couch
• Replace drapes in living room
• Remove dirty orange carpet; may need to replace/refinish flooring underneath
• Deep cleaning – clean out all closets, dispose of old useless junk
• Spackle all cracks and nail pops and repaint as necessary
• Replace broken doorknob in solarium

The "B" List - CODE PEACH

• Plant flowers
• Power-wash deck and waterproof
• Check all outside lights and purchase appropriate (i.e. not gaudy) lights
• Paint kitchen
• Fix kitchen cupboards – remove metal doors, add knobs to cupboards and drawers
• Buy new microwave
• Redo pillars in living room
• Wallpaper orange bathroom
• Check all doors, windows, etc. to make sure everything is closing up tight and waterproof 

The "C" List - CODE WHITE

• Replace dining room chairs that are horribly uncomfortable
• Re-pitch roof to prevent standing water
• Replace any damaged pilings underneath house
• Fill dirt below house to increase level and prevent standing water (consider filling with sand to aid in drainage)
• Clean out old wood and other crap underneath the house
• General painting and decorating of kids rooms – bunk beds??
• Replace greenhouse window in kitchenthat has a busted seal