(Come on now, Betty Draper from Mad Men.
If you don't know that, you need to get the first season from Netflix.)
And some days start out like this:
Today was one of those pigeon shooting days for me. The car wouldn't start. I was so rattled I drove around a "Do not enter" sign and got pulled over. I was so rattled by that, that I left my wallet in my car and my friend who owns the coffee shop had to give me my coffee for free. And that was all before 8:30 a.m. All I am saying is that it's a good thing I'm too liberal to own a gun. Because this would have been me. Shooting at pigeons. For lack of a better enemy.