I haven't seen Evil Dead Two, yet

There are a few things that haven't happened in my life, yet.  Continuing in my recent High Fidelity-related obsession, I'll give you the Top 5 things that haven't happened in my life, yet.

5.  I haven't successfully grown a vegetable garden, yet.
4.  I haven't been to Paris, yet.
3.  We haven't bought the house across the street, yet.
2.  I haven't figured out what my next career should be, yet.
1.  Kathy and I are not engaged, yet.


Does that mean I will definitely do them?  How the fuck am I supposed to know, probably.