(Gay Apparel. As an aside, I had a roommate after college who would sometimes mow the lawn
in his gold speedo. Our next door neighbors, Butch and Dan, asked if I could take over
the lawnmowing duties full time, because my hiking boots weren't as "distracting"
as his gold speedo when they were sitting on their front porch smoking cigarettes mid-afternoon.
Personally, I think I looked dead sexy in those boots and my blue shorts.)