things I secretly do when Kathy isn't paying attention

1. Put pieces of citrus fruit down the garbage disposal so it smells nice.
2. Water the lawn.
3. Sit in front of my google reader for 2 hours, drinking 3 cups of coffee.
4. Nap.
5. Plan and sometimes execute hyper-domestic tasks, like baking bread.

I have done all of these things except nap already today.  She busted me doing number 2, so I figure that I might as well come clean.