1. Now that I quit my job, I will have nothing to say.
2. At the end of the year, I will have to go back.
3. I don't actually want to have a baby, after all (I like my sleep).
4. The current family drama will go on and on and on.
5. The nanny will quit, and my year of time for myself will be spent on full-time childcare (especially the summer).
6. It's all downhill after 30 (T minus 33 days).
Well. That feels better.